I changed my mind. This is no longer my slice of the American Dream pie. It is now just a place for me to bitch.

Friday, March 03, 2006

There's been a lot of changes in the law, I'm not even sure that's illegal anymore.

Man, Mike and I were driving home from our little bowling excursion last night, and there were cops everywhere. EVERYWHERE! It was nuts - I've never seen that many cops in my life. I'm going through the Taco Bell drive thru, and the fuckers are walking around in the parking lot. Their were SUV Cops, and Cruiser Cops, and Cops On Foot, and Bike Cops....you name it, lots of cops. I of course was absolutely plowed, so this posed an interesting challenge. Aparently they were out looking for a blonde guy with a baseball bat. Luckily I have lost all my hair and wasn't heading to the ball park, so we got through unscathed. But seriously, like 16 cruisers. I don't know what that guy with the bat did, but I want to party with him sometime.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Based on your usual plowedness, I'm guessing it was only 8 cruisers. But too many cops none-the-less.

2:50 PM

 
Blogger BlaineC said...

He sodomized your mother with it... nooch.

11:03 AM

 

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