I changed my mind. This is no longer my slice of the American Dream pie. It is now just a place for me to bitch.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Sharon Stone would be the coolest mom ever.

It appears Sharon Stone is giving sex advice to other people's children. I think you find that her advice will do far more good for the world than a Basic Instinct sequel:

"I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen. Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately luring. I said, 'Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.' Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, 'I'd like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.' Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."

Here that ladies? When a man wants sex don't say, "no". Just give him a blow job. We have needs and they must be quenched. Thank you Sharon.


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