I changed my mind. This is no longer my slice of the American Dream pie. It is now just a place for me to bitch.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Just like in Revenge of the Nerds

Omahan accused of sexual trickery

A 21-year-old Omaha man was arrested Tuesday after being accused of tricking a woman into having sex with another man.

The investigation began after 1 a.m. at Bergan Mercy Medical Center, where the 31-year-old woman sought treatment.

She told officers that she was in the dark basement of a northwest Omaha home having sex with a man whom she knew, said Omaha Police Sgt. Teresa Negron.

The 21-year-old man left the room and told a different man to return to the woman and pretend to be him, Negron said.

The woman had sex with the second man, not knowing that he wasn't her original partner, Negron said.

The woman came to realize that she was having sex with a different man, said something to him about it, and he ran away, Negron said.

The first man was arrested on suspicion of being an accessory to a sexual assault. The other man fled before police arrived. - Lynn Safranek


Blogger Nicholas Woodrich said...

Sexual trickery is my new favorite crime.

8:23 AM

Blogger Irish the Great said...

What so you say Mikey? Combined we can do the work of an acverage man!

8:26 AM

Blogger Michael David Petrovich said...

Exactly. Because neither one of us can handle a woman all by ourselves. Believe me I've tried. We don't have it. But maybe the two of us, working together, at full capacity, could do the job of one normal man. Then each of us would only have to be like a half-man, which sounds about right.

8:33 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, that is so funny... You hit the nail on the head with that one.

9:18 AM

Blogger Dennis Shoup said...

It's a good thing Betty Childs didn't report Gilbert (or was it Louis?) to the authorities, that would have dosrupted the plot of the film something awful.

11:01 AM

Blogger Irish the Great said...

It was Lewis.

1:05 PM

Blogger Michael David Petrovich said...

That is a good lesson for the women out there. If a man you are about to have sex with refuses to take off his Darth Vader mask it is not necessarily because he is being "kinky".

1:55 PM


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