I changed my mind. This is no longer my slice of the American Dream pie. It is now just a place for me to bitch.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Keep Mike From Freezing Fund

Well my friends, our good buddy Mikey refuses to buy a coat, I don't know if this is the result of him being cheap, lazy, or if it is the manifestation of his German blood leading to this stubborn refusal. Perhaps those of us who consider him a friend should chip in and buy him this stylish leather 8 ball jacket. We would see benefits too. A garment like this is sure to draw the attentions of the fairer sex, and seeing that Mike being but one man can not possibly sleep with all of them we can have his cast offs, we will be like Van Halen's roadies back in the day. So what do you say? I'll put down $5, how much are you in for?

6 Comments:

Blogger Nicholas Woodrich said...

I'll throw in $10, but only if he sews on a patch with my picture on it.

11:38 AM

 
Blogger Dennis Shoup said...

Well Nick in regards to the probability of him being willing to do that - All signs point to yes!

11:47 AM

 
Blogger shitontoilet said...

I don't like how the 8 ball isn't even round. That ball would never roll true.

12:15 PM

 
Blogger Dennis Shoup said...

We could always go with another 8 ball jacket, one that has a rounder ball, the important thing is that Mike is kept warm.

1:11 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not the same warm feeling you get from say the smell of flesh burning.

2:14 PM

 
Blogger Dennis Shoup said...

huh?

10:45 PM

 

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