I changed my mind. This is no longer my slice of the American Dream pie. It is now just a place for me to bitch.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Iowa man makes a brilliant marriage contract

This dude makes a marriage contract that details acceptable behavior for his wife that includes:

Shape and length of pubic

Times she is allowed to not be naked

Minimum time for blow jobs

Her birthday gifts (she must choose and buy a sex toy that will be his gift to her)

Posing for 20 photos a quarter to be taken at a time of his choosing

Method of applying lubrication

Compliance earns Good Behavior Days (GBDs), which can be redeemed for "free days" during which she will not have to perform her contractual duties. Non-compliance will lose her a designated amount of GBDs. If there are no GBDs to be taken away she will be tied to the bed for him to have his way with her. This will continue every night until she apologizes and explains how she is ready to be his sex slave again.

Whole thing here. (Thanks Irish)


Blogger Dennis Shoup said...

What woman wouldn't go for this charmer?

11:05 AM

Blogger Michael David Petrovich said...

Side note: He is also being charged with having child porn.

12:47 PM

Blogger Dennis Shoup said...

What a winner!

2:07 PM

Blogger handsome joe said...

i like this guy. he lets you know where you stand, you know? i respect that.

2:34 PM

Blogger Dennis Shoup said...

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8:00 PM

Blogger Nicholas Woodrich said...

Stern. Stern but fair.

3:09 AM


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