I changed my mind. This is no longer my slice of the American Dream pie. It is now just a place for me to bitch.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

I think I could beat almost any high school girl in basketball... ALMOST any high school girl that is.

Apparently some high school chick dropped 113 on a team. That's the high school record, and it's awefully freakin' impressive, but not even the most impressive statistic in the article. The men's record is 135 points by some kid in 1960. They didn't even have a three-point line back then. Most impressive, though, is back in high school WNBA star Lisa Leslie (the chick who can dunk) dropped 101 points in one fucking half. I don't even know how you would do that. If I remember correctly, quarters are 15 minutes long, meaning she was averaging a basket (2 points) every 35 seconds or so. I mean, I know she's tall and everything, but if you put three people on her you can fuckin' hold her to 50 in a half. Anyway, the other team was apparently so impressed by the sportsmanship exhibited in the first half that they didn't feel the need for another half of basketball.


Blogger Michael David Petrovich said...

The amazing part is she doesn't look athletic. And she is only 5'9".

10:47 AM


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