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Monday, January 30, 2006

The newest endangered species - Fucking Fairies

No not homosexuals there are still lots of them. But in Ireland a vocal minority, and the city council, are concerned about disturbing the natural habitat of Fairies.

Yes, Fairies. A land developer in Ireland was starting construction on a land project when a local came over and told him to and said "Don't move that rock. You'll kill the fairies." Assuming this person was a fucking wack job he continued to work. Then he began getting phone calls from other locals accusing him of "upsetting" the Fairies.

After that it got ridiculous.

It went to the city council. Where, though there are no specific laws governing Fairy abuse, the head of the council said, "I do believe in fairies but I can't be sure that they live under that rock." Oh what to do. The fact that Fairies exist is not in question. But are they under that particular rock? Unfortunately no one has ever seen a Fairy so we can not be sure. But on the other hand no one has ever not seen a Fairy living under the rock. And though it might be an abuse of their power, do we really want to be killing Fairies in the name of land development.

You will be happy to know that the council deemed that Fairies were far more popular than land developers. The rock and the Fairies stay and the land developer must go elsewhere.

3 Comments:

Blogger BlaineC said...

I suppose if it was up to you, you would bulldoze that rock and every other fairie hole in all of Ireland, wouldn't you, you fairie-killing son of a bitch?

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Blogger Michael David Petrovich said...

No, I say they move the rock, build the condos, but put up a small monument dedicated to the achievements of Ireland's Fairies.

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