I changed my mind. This is no longer my slice of the American Dream pie. It is now just a place for me to bitch.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Stealing dead bodies...For the animals.

Animal Rights Activist have found a very effective tactic for stopping us normals.

Apparently in 2004 a group of animal rights terrorist dug up the body of a guinea pig farmers grandmother and have been holding her remains hostage until the family stopped farming. And I guess it worked. The family has agreed to shut their farm down in exchange for their dead grandmother.

Here is what one of the grave robbers had to say:

"This is the most fantastic day of my life.

"It's a victory for the animals and it's a fundamental victory for the animal rights movement. I feel so unbelievably proud to be part of the movement."


Blogger Dennis Shoup said...

Are granny's old bones really worth it? I mean maybe if they were holding granny hostage while she was alive and kicking I could see negotiating, if she wasn't a withered old bitch that is, but what's all this attachment to a carcass? When I die you can give my body to a bunch of necrophiliacs, it'll be the most action I'll see.

1:05 PM


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