I changed my mind. This is no longer my slice of the American Dream pie. It is now just a place for me to bitch.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Here is the dude that had a "forced sexual encounter" with a prostitute in the back of his squad car. I am betting this picture was taken after he was found out. He has that "man, what was I thinking" look on his face. Now he failed to show up for the hearing that will decide if he gets to keep his job or not. Correct me if I am wrong, but do we need a hearing to decide if this guy should no longer be a cop. I mean even McDonalds probably has an immediate termination policy for employees that force a hooker to blow them while their on duty.

Sub-question: If you have consensual sex with a hooker, but after words refuse to pay her, is that rape or fraud? More importantly if you refuse to pay her who the hell is she going to tell?


Blogger Nicholas Woodrich said...

We all know that hooker's have no feelings so it doesn't really matter. There shouldn't be any laws protecting them. They're not real people. Except for maybe the high class call girls. Like that Julia Roberts. Anywho, regarding this ex-classmate of mine, apparantely he was out at McCormick's playing volleyball last night. Or so I've heard.

10:29 AM

Blogger BlaineC said...

I think it's always a bad idea to not pay a hooker. Since you're already breaking the law, they can't call the cops, so most of them have a manager or a pimp or something that will cut your thumbs off.

11:48 AM

Blogger Michael David Petrovich said...

Actually while I was writing that I thought about the pimp factor. Funny thing is that until then I thought the pimp was useless. Just some dude taking a cut of her money. Now I realize he is the cop of the hookers...The magic of the markets. Of course now we have a real showdown a regular cop has just riped off some hooker cop's bitch.

11:58 AM

Blogger shitontoilet said...

You know his mother worked at Bryan High in the office. Can you imagine her daily torment, SHAAAAAAME! Say what you will about our group of friends, at least none of us have been arrested for any of this make your parents feel imbarrassed at work shit.

12:11 PM

Blogger handsome joe said...

well, my dad does hear about every party that gets busted at our place, but thank god we haven't been busted with any hookers. *knock on wood*

1:30 PM

Blogger Dennis Shoup said...

You'd think that pimps would dress scarier. How seriously can you take a man in a feathered hat?

4:48 PM


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