I changed my mind. This is no longer my slice of the American Dream pie. It is now just a place for me to bitch.

Monday, July 25, 2005

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

As you all know Bryan is having a party at the lake to inaugurate The Filthy Whore pirate bar (Though he is coming dangerously close to stealing my pirate bar idea...The Buried Treasure...More PC for the kids). What you have not been told is that pirate attire is required (Anyone without will walk the plank, Arr). If you cannot afford pirate gear you may substitute by saying, "Arr" after every sentence.

P.S. A few days after said pirate party, I am heading to Vegas...Where I will stay at Treasure Island. Coincidence or the work of a higher power telling me to pursue a life of pirating. Discuss.


Blogger The married girl said...

I think it's your calling! The party sounds like fun.

6:12 PM


Post a Comment

<< Home