I changed my mind. This is no longer my slice of the American Dream pie. It is now just a place for me to bitch.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

First Ladies and first-time ladies

That sexy stack of pancakes Barb Bush was less than 100 feet from where I sleep today (or just slightly over a 100 feet I am not sure). Talking about how reading is good or some shit.
What is the significance of this you ask? Well, nothing, but it moves us into my next topic.
This is a professor at UNO (The one that looks more like Barbara Bush) Who is now living and teaching as a very ugly woman. The other woman (the one trying very hard to look happy that her husband is now growing breast) is his/her loving wife (By the way he also burned through their retirement for this). Whole thing here Now the question I am posting to you my fellow readers is if your wife or husband decided that they were going to live out the rest of their life as a transgender would you stay with them? Now since I am going to have a weight limit clause in my marriage, you can be damn sure that she will be history if she starts with the facial hair, but maybe I am just being shallow.

Side question. In honor of the First Lady exhibit at the Western Heritage Museum, who was the ugliest First Lady? My vote if for Eleanor Roosevelt


Blogger BlaineC said...

Caroline Harrison. Easily two facial reconstructive surgeries uglier than Eleanor Roosevelt.

12:49 PM

Blogger Michael David Petrovich said...

Maybe I am off base here, but doesn't the wife of that girl-dude look like Macaulay Culkin in 20 years.

2:45 PM

Blogger Dennis Shoup said...

Even worse than the facial hair would be the penis, you'd damn well better believe she/he would be out the door. I haven't seen every first lady but none of the one's I have seen were good looking, so it's probably a pretty tight race.

2:46 PM

Blogger BlaineC said...

Not good looking? Uh, hello? Nancy Reagan? I rest my case.

7:40 AM

Blogger Michael David Petrovich said...

Nancy Reagan? Come on! She is old yes, but she is small. She has sharp features. She has that vacant look in her eyes. I bet back in the '40s, or whatever, she was the belle of the ball. I want ugly-ugly, not old ugly.

You want my vote for hottest First Lady...Laura Bush. I know most would say Kennedy, but she had a weird chin thing. And I can't get over the fact that she was an awful bitch.

7:46 AM

Blogger Nicholas Woodrich said...

Mike, you're giving me physical pain. Laura Bush? You are a sick sick man. As far as the uglies go, I found a site that has all their pictures. http://www.multied.com/Bio/ladies/listing.html
After viewing these photos and putting them through a grueling elimination process, I have come up with a short list of fugly First Ladies.
1. Sarah Polk (tore up from the floor up)
2. Abigail Fillmore
3. Jane Pierce (just plain sad)
4. Abigail Adams
5. Lucretia Garfield (Come on, her name is Lucretia)
6. Frances Cleveland
7. Mary Lincoln (but her husband was hot)

9:27 AM


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